Hood Winter Olympics
This morning I had an interesting start to my day. I live in a large multiple-address apartment/condo complex very near O’Hare. From my observation, many limo drivers live in, and service my building. I’m guessing the proximity to the airport is responsible for this. There is also a CTA bus that services the main entrance, the #69. It comes off the public street and pulls into the service drive that borders the parking lot. I sometimes take this bus since it comes right to the door and takes me to the Cumberland Blue Line station, where I take a Pace route that brings me to the Chicago-Evanston border.
Just a few minutes ago, I was walking out of the building a minute or two late and the bus was already in the service drive ahead of me. Being from the hood, I run for the bus, hollering to get the driver’s attention. Do people from other economic areas run for the bus? Sure they do. But in the hood we do it with much more fervor, typically becuase the schedules of our routes are much less frequent. Basically, running for the bus is an Olympic sport where I come from. There’s speed, technique, and strategy involved. It’s also worth noting that the typical driver of a route in the hood is not as courteous as more thriving areas. I mean, you have to damn near fling yourself in front of the vehicle for the driver to stop. Are there inconsiderate drivers in nice neighborhoods? Sure. But in 20+ years living in the hood, I can attest there are many more that drive our routes.
So here I am running through the snow, screaming at the driver to wait. An attendent was shoveling the walkways around the parking lot and he joined in verbally, trying to get the driver’s attention. His efforts, though noble, didn’t help and I strided past him with the bus still pulling away. There’s a sweeping left turn to the service drive ahead and the bus has already made it. I’m running in the middle of the drive, cutting down to the apex of the curve to try to gain on the bus, (the aforementioned strategy.) I hear a car horn, a very closeby car horn. There weren’t any cars in the drive when I started running so it startled me so much I almost lost my footing in the snow. Behind me is a limo. I give him the ‘my bad’ hand sign and move to the right so he can pass. There’s a bustop on the public street immediately after the service drive and I’m still running hoping to catch the bus there. Here’s where it gets interesting.
The driver let’s down the passenger window and says “hop in!” I look over, genuinely surprised, and he must have seen my eyes go to the front passenger door. “You gotta get in the back!” he yells as he guides the black stretch Town Car ahead of me, slowing so I’m now directly across from the rear door. Mind you, I’m still running. So, I go along with this scene from a movie and grab the handle, still at a modest jog, and literally hop in the moving car. I’m thinking to myself this man is an incredible driver to match my speed through his mirror alone. Yet, he’s a nut job for offering me to jump into a moving 1.5 ton vehicle in the snow. Once inside, he releases a tirade on the CTA driver that would cause a NYC cabbie to blush. He’s got the typical blue-collar Chi-cawgo accent. Knowing I’m gonna make the bus, and honestly, thinking this will make a great blog post, I relax a minute taking in the scene.
We make it to the bustop I mentioned and he says “let me pull in front of this prick so he’ll actually stop.” We come to a stop, I thank him repeatedly as I exit the car. “good luck!” I hear him say as I close the door and make it to the door of the bus just as he was ready to pull off.
Welcome to Tuesday, huh? If anyone reading this has spoken to a limo driver that says he helped a guy catch the bus this morning, please extend my thanks again. If you, sir, are reading this, I owe you one. Hopefully I’ll bump into you around the apt building again to shake your hand.







a minute I figure I’d explain…wait…I don’t owe you any explanation. This is MY shit right here…